Teuvo! Teuvo Teuvo Teuvo!
a.k.a., A Very Biased Look at the End of the 2014 NHL Regular Season from The Addison Recorder
Each NHL team has only 10 games or so left in their season, so the Recorder decided it was a good time to catch you up on anything you may have missed since the Olympics. Our resident kind-of-but-not-really-an-expert hockey expert look at what the likely playoff scenarios are, who’s peaking, who’s crashing, and… Teuvo.
Oh, yes, he will talk about Teuvo. Sweet Teuvo. Glorious Teuvo. Y’know what, why wait any longer?
Teuvo Teräväinen
The biggest story for final stretch of the Chicago Blackhawks’ season is easily Teuvo Teräväinen. The Finnish prospect is like the Hodor of the NHL, in that… Erm. Hm. Okay, he’s not like Hodor at all, aside from the fact that the only word he is capable of speaking is his name, over and over.
Um, well, uh… I may have made that up, too. Look, let’s just go with the Teuvo + Game of Thrones thing so I can throw in this picture of a My Little Pony-fied Teuvo riding a dragon into Westero… -side Chicago. We can get to analysis and other silly topics afterwards.
Yes, this is a thing. There exists a wonderful Tumblr known as My Little Blackhawk, created by Chicago artist / burlesquer / hockey nerd Ali Lawrence. You should consider it required viewing.
Now that the hyperbole is out of the way, let’s take a hard(-ish) look at the last few upcoming weeks of Teuvo’s the Blackhawks’ season: